Adley Stump, a singer and former contestant on The Voice, created a Corona Virus briefing video now gone viral on social media. The 31-year-old host of The Adley Show on Facebook did not write the script whose author chose to remain anonymous. The briefing text captures the government’s nonsensical over-kill to corral the common cold and destroy the nation.
“I really don’t understand why everybody isn’t following the same rules right now. They are very clear. So let’s take a minute and go over them again. First, you must not leave the house for any reason, unless or course you have a reason and then you may leave the house.
All stores are closed except those that are opened. And all stores must close unless of course they need to stay open. This virus is deadly, but don’t be afraid of it. It can only kill people who are vulnerable and also those who are not vulnerable.
We should stay locked down until the virus stops infecting people. And it will only stop infecting people if enough of us get infected that we will build immunity. So, it is very important that we get infected and also do not get infected.
You should not go to the doctor’s office or the hospital, unless you have to go there, unless of course you are too sick to go there.
This virus has no effect on children except for those children in which it affects. This virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, or four hours, or six hours, but in most cases it is days and not hours and it needs a damp environment or a cold environment that is warm and dry, in the air, unless the air is plastic.
Schools are closed. So, you need to homeschool your children unless you can send them to school because you are not home. If you are at home you can school your children using various portals and online classrooms unless you have poor Internet, more than one child, only one computer or you are working from home. Baking cakes can be considered math, science or art.
If you are home educating you can include household chores within their education curriculum and if you are home educating you can start drinking at approximately 10am. If you are not home educating children you may also start drinking at approximately 10am.
Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you still need to wear one because it can save lives and in some cases it may even be mandatory, but also maybe not.
You must not go to work, but you can get another job at which point you may go to work.
Stay home!
I don’t know how many more celebrities we need to tell you how important it is to go outside and take care of your mental health.
There’s no shortage of groceries in the super market. There are simply many things missing. You don’t need to go buy a bunch of toilet paper, but you should buy some in case you need it.
If you are sick, you may go out once you are better, but those in your household they cannot go out once you are better, unless of course they need to go out. Animals are not affected by the virus except for that cat that tested positive in Belgium in February, plus a couple tigers.
The number of Corona-related deaths will be announced daily but we don’t know how many people are infected because we are only testing those who are almost dead to determine if that is what they will die of. The people that die of Corona who are not counted won’t or will be counted, but maybe not.
To help protect yourself during these times you should be eating well and exercising, but exercising and only eating what you have at home to avoid going to the stores unless you need toilet paper or a fence pale.
It’s important to get fresh air, but don’t go to parks but do go walk in other places. Just don’t sit down unless you are old or pregnant, but if you do sit down don’t sit for too long unless you are old and you’re pregnant in which case you need to sit down. But if you do sit down, don’t eat unless you’ve had a long walk which you are allowed to do if you are old or pregnant except for times in which you aren’t.
And finally, no businesses will go down due to Corona Virus except those businesses that go down due to Covid 19. I hope this clears-up any questions about what we should or should not be doing during this time. Please educate your friends and family with this information so we can remove any and all confusion surrounding this time. Thank you.”
(Get Lou’s podcast at “No Hostages Radio” and his articles at nohostagesradio.com)
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